Sometimes, just sometimes.....

You find out some shit that makes you laugh so fucking hard you cannot believe it......

Oh god, how Hipsters make me throw up. What disgusting people.

To reiterate: my name is Adam Schirling, and I have drank more beer, and banged more quiff, and pissed more blood, and stomped more Ass than any hipster fucking douche. And if one of those vile creatures has something to say to me, I am easy to find......