This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.

naked female rebellion??!!! WE SUPPORT YOU ALIAA!!!!!!!

>> Tuesday, November 29, 2011

 Aliaa Magda Elmahdy is an Egyptian internet activist and women's rights advocate. Together with her boyfriend Kareem Amer, Elmahdy publicly challenged Egypt’s social strictures. Elmahdy became known for publishing a nude photo in her Blogspot blog, which she described in Facebook as "screams against a society of violence, racism, sexism, sexual harassment and hypocrisy". Since then she became a subject of several death threats.

  A student of the American University of Cairo, Elmahdy positioned herself as a "secular, liberal, feminist, vegetarian, individualist Egyptian" and an atheist since turning 16. Elmahdy posted the nude photo on October 23, 2011 and according to her tweet, took the photo herself in the "parent's home months before" she met Amer. The photo was subsequently published on Twitter with the hashtag #nudephotorevolutionary.

this youtube video posted yesterday allegedly shows Elmahdy being beaten nd mauled in public, but her personal FB and Twitter feed make no mention of the incident

                                                                  Her Blogger page


Bill Whittle fucking OWNING these hipster Occupy fucks

>> Sunday, November 27, 2011


goddamn you are sexy


weird pic sunday


Ben John Smith rockin his DA colors all the way from Australia

>> Saturday, November 26, 2011

Our very favorite motherfucker down under


ecclectic saturday pic post


>> Friday, November 25, 2011


Happy fucking Thanksgiving!

>> Thursday, November 24, 2011

I am thankful for poetry, strippers, good bourbon, divorce courts, BBQ turkey, unemployment insurance, fast music, controversial writers, vinyl records, tattoos, sweet beards, thrift store treasures, porn stars, neverending supplies of Coke Zero, the friends that turned out to be true friends, the enemies who force me to be better every single day, for being tall and blue eyed, for oversized chaise lounges, bisexual girlfriends, good Pinot, Netflix, retarded boston terriers, incense, single malt Scotch, roaring fires, and mostly thankful for the fact that I am Adam Schirling, and no matter what I do, I will succeed and emerge triumphant while my adversaries fall to the wayside. Time for some fucking bird and some booze people. enjoy it.


the fucking truth

>> Wednesday, November 23, 2011


respect the beard

>> Tuesday, November 22, 2011


hahahaha, for my baby


drunken absurdity: helping hot chicks and poetry party together since 2010


Rocking the DA colors!

>> Monday, November 21, 2011

our boy John Dervishian doing a poetry reading last week in Worcester, Mass representing DA big time!


Gigi Marie is one gorgeous fucking chick!

>> Sunday, November 20, 2011

And we love having her onboard at Drunken Absurdity. Here is a lil taste of her pics as the new DA model!

posters will be for sale on the site soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!


remember where I came from

>> Saturday, November 19, 2011

"Infantrymen have a pride and arrogance that most Americans don't understand and don't like. Even Marines who aren't infantrymen don't understand. The pride doesn't exist because we have a job that's physically impressive. It certainly doesn't exist because it takes a higher level of intelligence to perform our duties.... It's sad and I hate to admit it, but any college student or high school gra......d physically do what we do. It's not THAT demanding and doesn't take a physical anomaly. Nobody will ever be able to compare us to professional athletes or fitness models. And it doesn't take a very high IQ to read off serial numbers, pack bags according to a packing list, or know that incoming bullets have the right of way. The pride of the infantryman comes not from knowing that he's doing a job that others can't, but that he's doing a job that others simply won't. Many infantrymen haven't seen a lot of combat. While that may sound ideal to the civilian or non-infantry Marine, it pains the grunt. We signed up to spit in the face of danger. To walk the line between life and death and live to do it again -or not. To come to terms with our own mortality and let others try to take our life instead of yours. We have raised our hands and said, "Take me, America. I am willing to kill for you. I am willing to sacrifice my limbs for you. I will come back to America scarred and disfigured for you. I will be the first to die for you." That's why the infantryman carries himself with pride and arrogance. He's aware that America has lost respect for him. To many he's a bloodthirsty animal. To others he's too uneducated and stupid to get a regular job or go to college. Only he knows the truth. While there are few in America who claim to have respect for him, the infantryman returns from war with less fanfare than a first down in a high school football game. Yes, people hang up their "Support Our Troops" ribbons and on occasion thank us for our service. But in their eyes the infantryman can detect pity and shame; not respect. Consider this: How excited would you be to meet the average infantryman? Now compare that with how excited you'd be to meet a famous actor or professional sports player and you will find that you, too, are guilty of placing the wrong people on a pedestal. You wouldn't be able to tell me how many Marines died in the war last month, but you'd damn sure be able to tell me if one of the actors from Twilight died. Yet the infantryman doesn't complain about that. He continues to do his job; to volunteer his life for you, all while being paid less in four years than Tom Brady makes in one game. It's a job most Americans don't understand, don't envy, and don't respect. That is why we have pride as infantryman" -Reyes Lerma- Infantry Marine


The strange case of Taman Shud

>> Friday, November 18, 2011

On December 1, 1948, an unidentified human body was discovered on Somerton beach in Adelaide, Australia. After an autopsy was performed on the corpse, it was determined that the man was of British heritage and aged 40-45. He was in top physical condition and was 180 centimeters (5 ft 11in) tall. The body was dressed in “quality clothing,” including a white shirt, a tie, brown trousers, socks, shoes, and a fashionable European grey and brown double-breasted coat. All labels on the clothing were removed and the man was clean-shaven. The corpse had an unlit cigarette behind the ear and a half-smoked cigarette on the right collar of the jacket.

The coroner was unable to determine the man’s identity or cause of death. His organs displayed intense congestion and his spleen was strikingly large. During the investigation, a tiny piece of rolled-up paper with the words “Tamam Shud” printed on it was discovered sewn within the dead man’s trousers. The paper was neatly trimmed. The phrase Tamam Shud was identified as meaning “ended” or “finished.” It is found on the last page of a collection of poems called The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. The theme of the poems is that one should live their life to the fullest and have no regrets when it is over. With pressure to solve the case, the Australian police decided to have the mysterious corpse embalmed on December 10, 1948. It was the first time in history that such a situation had occurred.

Official Explanation
The discovery of the note was made public and a man came forward to reveal that he had found a rare first edition copy of Edward FitzGerald’s translation of The Rubaiyat in his unlocked car in Glenelg on the night of November 30, 1948. The book was missing the words “Tamam Shud” on the last page. Also found in the book was a telephone number belonging to a former nurse. The woman was tracked down and denied all knowledge of the man’s identity. In a TV program on the case, the woman’s name was given as Jestyn (which is an alias used for the show). The name was apparently obtained from the front of the book. Researchers investigating the case have attempted to track down the woman named Jestyn and found that she died in 2007. Evidence recovered in 2009 linked the images of the Somerton Man to the family of Jestyn
 Australian newspaper archives on the case


seriously.check em out


fucking love these guys. New band out of Sweden




death of a scenester


fucking love this song

>> Thursday, November 17, 2011


If only......


Vote for GiGi Marie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> Monday, November 14, 2011

DrunkenAbsurdity fans!! Vote a big '10' for our very own DA model GiGi Marie on the Girls Gone Wild: Hottest Girl in America site!!!! This SoCal hottie is a fucking cool chick, and we are proud to have her in the DA family!!!


cant wait to see this

>> Sunday, November 13, 2011


Give Em Hell Sasha

If you have been able to draw your attention elsewhere in the news this week besides the Penn State sex abuse scandal, you may have noticed a few headlines discussing a controversy with our very favorite ex-porn starlet Sasha Grey. The 23 yr old brunette bombshell has created a stir in Los Angeles for volunteering to read to elementary school children as part of a charity program. As you have probably suspected, a great deal of moral warriors in the shape of angry parents have flipped out, filing complaints everywhere and pleading for the young actress to be banned from schools.

Let's take a deep breath before we respond to this one. 1..2..3..4..good now? ok, lets go.

This is fucking retarded. Let's attack the first stupid argument. Sasha is no longer doing porn, in fact it has been 2 years since she announced her transition to mainstream acting and art, after her magnificent portrayal of a struggling hooker in the wonderful Soderbergh film, The Girlfriend Experience. She has proved to be a talented actress, smart and beautiful, with a strong grasp of art and music running through her young veins. And while we are discussing actors with questionable pasts, would any of these parents have a problem with Cameron Diaz reading to the kids? What about Jackie Chan? Sly Stallone?All of these actors performed in pornographic roles in their early history.

Come on people, it is not like it was fucking Career Day at school. She didn't show up in lingerie leading a man in a gimp suit with a leash, paddling his ass. She didn't drop to her knees in front of the youngsters and blow the principal. A young, charismatic, intelligent woman who cares about children set aside some of her time to try and make a small difference. Yes, lets drag her to the tetherball courts and burn her at the stake. And really, LA School System, REALLY?? One of the worst ranked school districts in the nation shouldn't actually be choosy when someone is willing to volunteer their time to read.

I would expect this nonsense if she would have read to some kids in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Not Los Angeles. Southern California likes to pride themselves as being the forerunner of liberal understanding, and the promotion of carefree easygoing lifestyles. Such blatant WASPness is, I hope, a very small number of displaced Bible Belters causing a stir. Fuckers.

Leave Sasha the fuck alone.

Can you believe this bullshit???


I won't ever forget

>> Saturday, November 12, 2011

November 12, 2004 one of my best friends in the world, and my partner in crime on many a delinquent adventure, was killed in action in Al Anbar, Iraq while manning the 240 on his gun truck. He was only 19 years old. I miss my friend every day of the year, but will spend extra time today to remember a true fucking American.

Semper Fi


Kerouacs Dog Magazine

>> Friday, November 11, 2011

This wonderful beat inspired print mag has an awesome new site, and a new page for your humble narrator, The Schirling, from his short story featured in Issue #2, 'Life'. Check them out!

Kerouacs Dog


A Veterans day rant from a true Veteran: My friend, brother, and fellow Iraq vet Andrew Jones


Veteran's Day. The day that has been deemed the one day out of every year that society decides they will actually smile at me. They will tell me "Thank you Marine." They will offer free meals and decent discounts and welcome me. I guess it's the least they can do since the other 364 days out of the year, minus maybe July 4th and the Marine Corp...s Birthday for those who know when that is, society would rather look the other way from me. They would rather hire the next guy who didn't fight in a war and won't "snap" one day. They want me to integrate myself back into their ways and customs and seemingly forget what it is I went through for them. What my family went through, what my Brothers in Arms went through AND what we CONTINUE to go through. Our fight doesn't stop when we come home. That's when our fight begins. Our fight with our thoughts, our memories, our violent impulses, our rage and our anger. And all the while we are dealing with these internal issues, society wants to shun us. They are afraid of us. The ever so bold spit at us. And it is OUR responsibility to integrate back into a society like this? Why? Haven't I sacrificed enough? I volunteer to fight for YOUR freedom and ONE day out of the year you decide you'll hook me up with a free meal at Applebee's? (Which I will be getting by the way). And to top it off, you confuse this one day you are ever so kind to grant me. Saying things like, "Today we remember our fallen warriors." WRONG DAY DOUCHE BAG!!! That would be Memorial Day! Today is VETERAN'S DAY! I think about my fallen Brothers on a daily basis, but they already have their own calendar day. Today is MY calendar day. So to society I tell you this: YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME! Because tomorrow will just be another day to you. It will be November 12. Nothing special, no obligation to say anything to a Vet or to smile his way or maybe give him a free meal. But for us... it's the same day as today, as yesterday, as every other day we have endured since we came home. Another day of fighting with our impulses, our rage and our anger. Another night of lying in bed replaying horrific memories, fearing what dreams may come that night. Another day of fighting back tears and cries of fury. Another day when society fears us and turns their heads. So to those of you who say "Thank you", I truly hope you have an understanding of what it is you are saying thank you for.
Andrew R. Jones
USMC combat veteran


Happy Veterans Day to all REAL vets

You know, those of us that actually picked the most dangerous job, and fought for our country. Happy Veterans Day to those of us that didn't shower for 6 weeks at a time, who had nothing to eat besides stale poptarts and hot water in between 6 hour foot patrols in 120 degree heat. Not the 99% that joined the military and spent the past decade on one big vacation, traveling over Europe and Asia partying, earning all 4 of your ribbons. The assholes who like to wear their uniform home and tell bullshit stories about places they have never been.You people can go to hell. My friends and I earned our place in history.


Happy fucking 236th Birthday to my brothers in green in 3/6 and every other grunt battalion, past and present. Eat cake you motherfuckers

>> Thursday, November 10, 2011


>> Monday, November 7, 2011


so so fuckin true. Fuck these Occupy morons

I don't give a shit what good intentions this movement started with, they have lost any and all credibility and are now simply gangs of spoiled hipsters and anarchists, advocating communism. No one seems to want to say that word here, but that is exactly what they are asking for. If you want to hold evil corporations responsible for their actions, educate yourselves and get involved in your local economy and civic functions by boycotting corrupt companies and supporting local owned, responsible businesses, as well as helping pass measures at the city and county level to demand that international companies wishing to set up shop in your home are held accountable for any anti-enviroment, anti-union, racist, or fiscally irrresponsible behavior. NOT by setting up tents in the park and protesting outside of banks against corporate greed, all while running off to buy the newest $400 Iphone and then spreading the word to other hipsters via social media sites whose CEOs are worth billions. You stupid pretentious fucks.



>> Saturday, November 5, 2011



our kinda girls

Tyler Shields: Our kinda photog


happy hump day

>> Wednesday, November 2, 2011


DrunkenAbsurdity Man(err, chick) of the Week: Lindsay Lohan

We here at DA do not judge you Lindsay. Not the least bit. Unlike the rest of the planet, we find no fault in your behavior. Most weak-willed people, when confronted by prudes and vanilla judges and fun-haters, would bow out in disgrace, citing abuse and depression for their actions, and become spokesmen for 'recovery'. Recovery from being awesome?? But not you madam, not you.

Arrest me? Fuck off. DUI? Fuck off. Jail? Fuck off. House arrest? Fuck off. Morgue Duty? Fuck off.

We must admit, when you were a lil red-headed lolita in Mean Girls, we couldn't care less about you. Just another vanilla teen with a decent rack. but THEN....

the drugs, the booze, the parties, the crotch shots, the upcoming Playboy spread........We love you.

We salute you, Lindsay, and proudly name you our DA Man(chick) of the Week. You earned it. Fear not if you go to prison today. We all know that you will be out in 3 hours, and doing lines of coke of your friends tits in no time. And we will defend your righ to do so until death.

party on, Lindsay. party on.


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