This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.

Well Holy Fuck.....

>> Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hi Adam,

I like your Drunken Absurdity website!  Very gutsy, cool and underground.  I liked how your site gave artists a voice, have you considered doing a movie review?   I thought that you might take an interest in my sexy comedy feature, that I directed called Come Together.  It was inspired by all those eighties film that I grew up loving, like Risky Business, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Breakfast Club, and others. I think your website might be a great fit for our low budget film and I would be honored if you'd consider taking a look at it.

If you like the film, we would really appreciate a good review.  We have DVD domestic distribution through Indican Pictures, but we still need all the help we can get to publicize the film.  The DVD is currently available through many on-line vendors including Amazon, Borders, Best Buy and we will be in retail stores & Netflix very soon.   We have also secured VOD, Digital and working on a Cable, TV and foreign sales deal as well.  In addition, the was recently awarded The Silver Ace Award from The Las Vegas Film Festival and The Platinum Reel Award from The Nevada Film Festival. 

We would promote your review on our own official website and throughout all of our own social media pages.  Please see links below.  We're firm believers in helping those that help us, and would welcome other ways to collaborate.  
Thanks again for your consideration.  We'd be happy to send you a DVD.  Let me know what's the best address to send it.


Charlie Unger
"Come Together"
****Editor's Note: I of course accepted, and look forward to viewing these drunken naked shenanigans  and writing up a review


A former meth addict speaks out on Drunken Absurdity...

>> Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Drunken Absurdity dot com is proud to announce our latest Voice of the Underground interview is posted. Come read about Jeremiah Woodenlegs, a Native American warrior and former meth addict who tells an amzing story about addictions and life on a reservation....

The Interview


A Drunken Absurdity party!!!!!

>> Sunday, March 27, 2011

On Tuesday, May 17th: Beatniks, an awesome and unique bar in Worcester, Mass will be hosting the first ever Drunken Absurdity night!

Come see poetry readings, live music, and all around drunken shenanigans. More info as we get more entertainers to participate...

Fucking A right, doggie

The fucking spot


The goddamn TRUTH

>> Friday, March 25, 2011

My name's Adam Schirling and I've drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together


Drunken Absurdity site update!!!!!

>> Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Some amazing poems by the creator of the blog Bukowski's Basement, Anthony Venutolo...New poems from our Mass friend John D.....A fucking tits short essay by the legendary Catfish Mcdaris..and we are fucking pleased to announce that we will be featuring a Novella from awesome writer VL Sheridan, "The Gelding",expect 1000 words every 2 weeks from this lovely and talented chick..

As for Voices of the Underground: The Jeremiah Woodenlegs interview should be up by tomm night. Come read of the amazing tale of a Cheyenne Warrior, who due to the plight of his people on the reservation, turned to a life of alcohol, drugs, and sex addiction...

And we have a new interview scheduled tonight with amazing tattoo artist Tom Butts, of Anchor Steam Tattoo in Newport, RI. Should be money...

stay drunk. fuck the man. question authority
Join the Revolution


fun night at the Providence Roller Derby

>> Monday, March 21, 2011

even though the home team got their asses kicked, it was still a great season opener, and me and the old lady are now definite fans. some highlights:
Courtney falling in love with a butch lesbian
Full bar
The heavyset chicks throwing the little ones around the track
Panties over tights as a uniform
Full Bar
Awesome burgers at Harry's Burger Bar afterwards
Burger bar waitress running up the stairs with boobs bouncing Baywatch style

we are awesome


busy fucking month ahead....

>> Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Schirling and his lovely lady have dropped some serious coin and booked our social calendar full for the next 6 weeks. Providence Roller Derby tonight. The Warlock and his Violent Torpedo of Truth tour on April 8th in Boston. Senses Fail at Lupos in Providence on April 15th. Alkaline Trio at the Met on April 28th. and even though it's a bit further out: Jimmy Eat World on June 3rd in Boston.

Of course, I am still always available for drunken tomfoolery as the oppurtunities present themselves


The Warlock LIVE in Boston on April 12th!!!!!!!

>> Thursday, March 17, 2011

I will be fucking gloriously attending the Torpedo of Truth tour by His Royal Highness Chuck Sheen, The Warlock troll-basher himself on April 12th in Boston. Fucking WINNING!!! I am ready for an infusion of Tigers Blood and Adonis DNA


drunk Schirling doing a Boilermaker shot

>> Saturday, March 12, 2011


Drunken Absurdity BBQ Today!!!!

Gonna BBQ up some pork shoulder and slam back drinks, all damn day...

Bunch of stuff being posted on the site this weekend....Some short stories from talented and obscure internet writer V.L. Sheridan, an essay from Alex Decker, a true tale from the world of emergency medicine from a paramedic, some poems from the awesome creator of Bukowski's Basement Anthony Venutolo, and new work from Kev Blundell. Also, interview today with Jeremiah Woodenlegs, a Native American who spent ten years cooking meth.....stay tuned

lets get wasted


what can i say, I fucking love the bitch

>> Wednesday, March 9, 2011

My old lady took a big step and went from being a chick with tattoos to a tattooed chick by getting her full sleeve outline done yesterday. Stoked to see how fucking sexy it will look when colored in....


a drunken absurdity experiment

>> Monday, March 7, 2011

Tonight I will conduct an experiment into a subject I hold very dear to me: alcohol tolerance. As can be deduced by anyone I know more than 5 minutes, I enjoy a bit of liquid libation from time to time(ha!). While this has mostly been a positive journey for me in its own dark ways, there are some downfalls. Yes yes, liver damage etc etc blah blah. I mean something important. I am talking of course about tolerance. Due in part to my excessive intake, and also partly because of my sasquatch- like stature, my own tolerance has grown very high over the years. This sometimes has its benefits. It’s nice to be the last one still standing after a heavy bout of boozing. It’s nice to know that I can start earlier and go longer than most men I meet. It gives me a smug satisfaction. What’s worth doing, is worth doing right. You should always try your best hahaha. But one negative has come from this: it takes so much booze to get me fucked up, it can be frustrating. One casualty of this is my dear friend beer. Though I am primarily a whisky drinker, I have always had a soft place in my heart for quality beer. I despise the mass produced horse piss like brew that 99% of Americans would call beer, and am very excited to see the rise of excellent microbrews into nationwide corporations (Sam Adams, Dogfish Head, New Belgium). The problem is, boys and girls, that it takes far too many beers to get me twisted. It has gotten to the point that I would rather just use beer as punctuation of good food, as a companion to quality BBQ and tex-mex grub. But, alas, my heart grows fond for the days when a six pack of beer ensured that I would be nice and tipsy. SO, tonight will be an experiment: Just how many beers will it take me to get nice and nasty. I am drinking a case of Yuengling that my girlfriend’s brother was kind enough to bring me from Pennsylvania, as they do not have this delicious concoction here in New Engalnd. I will chronicle the timeline, and we will find out together. Cheers…
6:47 pm: Have just finished a dinner of pad thai and dumplings, and have finished beer #4. Feel absolutely normal, just a bit relaxed. Still sober as a judge.
7:35: 6 beers down, a tad bit tipsy. Watching tv, and realizing I need to increase the amount of consumption
8:18 pm: beer number ten down. Getting a little twisted, still able to type and speak fine. Watching SNL reruns, and reading crap online. Starting to suspect that this will be harder than I thought, as even though I am only a bit buzzed, I feel very full of fluids.
9:20: Beer twelve done. Pretty tipsy, but very functional
9:33: def pretty twisted. Past the thhe point of safe driving or texting. So full, kinda dizzy. Beer 13 done
9:44: I want to go to a strip club
10:06: beer 14 down. Feelin pretty sleepy, but functioning ok. Eating some chips too. Almost out of yuengling
10:20: beer 16 gone. Tired, a bit lightheaded, but still very capable of reasonable decision making. I can feel the tendrils of sobriety creeping up my leg, and realize that it would take my shotgunning several beers over the next few minutes to maintain a decent buzz.

So, in conclusion, I am somewhat proud of my own resilience to the effects of beer, and enjoy it as I may, I know that it will never bring about the debauchery and absurdity that can be found in a delicious bottle of bourbon or scotch. I am heading to bed with somewhat of a buzz, but not to the point that it will affect me fucking my naked girlfriend in a few minutes…





>> Friday, March 4, 2011

Much thanks to our first ever 'street team' Revolutionary, Laura Patterson who took to the dark streets of Providence to spread the symbol of our literary rebellion. We will not be silenced by prudes and academics.


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