This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to www.drunkenabsurdity.com. This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.
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New DA Model Wonderhussy

>> Sunday, August 12, 2012


Check out her full shoot on DA here!!!!!

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Drunken Absurdity update!

>> Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Big things have been happening over on DA!


Vegas fetish model and alt writer Wonderhussy has joined DA as a featured writer AND our newest model! Check out her essay on my hometown and her amazing pics!


Providence, RI exotic dancer and theater actress Kelly Doran offers us a gritty essay on life as a young woman working in a strip club...


Michigan based artist Sarah Hensley has some amazing art work up on her new Revolutionary page!

 

 

 

.......and we have new work from some older Revolutionaries, 2 new poets, a new writer, weekly updates from our London Olympic Correspondent, AND the triumphant return of Willis Gordon as our new Senior Columnist!!!!!!!!!

 

CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!!!



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>> Monday, June 25, 2012

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DA Panties for sale!!!!

>> Saturday, June 2, 2012





BUY SOME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

DA STORE

 

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Donate Now and help us fund the print issue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> Friday, May 25, 2012

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New interviews up on Drunken Absurdity!

>> Wednesday, May 23, 2012

This is what is new on Voices From the Underground:

 Camille Crimson: Sensual Porn Artist

Ben John Smith: Outlaw Poet, HorrorSleazeTrash founder

Fred Stoller: Actor, Comedian, Seinfeld writer


 Matt Reid: Straight Edge Vegan

 Mike P: Vegas Nightlife Insider

Amber Chase: Porn Starlet (Video Interview!!!!!)



Check em all out HERE

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VOTE!!!

>> Sunday, March 11, 2012

HAVE YOU VOTED FOR YOUR FAVORITE GIRL IN THE DRUNKEN ABSURDITY COVER GIRL SEARCH?? HEAD OVER TO OUR FB AND VOTE BY LIKING YOUR FAVORITE CHICK!

MARILYN

 HEATHER

 GIGI

 ALEXIS

 FAYE

 BETTY

 K

VOTE TODAY! IF YOU ARE A GIRL WANTING TO JOIN THE CONTEST, SIMPLY SEND A PICTURE TO DRUNKENABSURDITY@GMAIL.COM!!



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New Faye Finegan Posters!

>> Thursday, March 8, 2012

First batch of Faye Finegan Posters are done, and will be for sale on the DA store soon!





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The search for a cover model:

>> Friday, February 17, 2012



The search for a cover girl for the first Drunken Absurdity print issue is underway! Ladies, if you want a shot at the cover and a $200 prize, send pics to drunkenabsurdity@gmail.com . Scantily clad is encouraged, but no frontal nudity. All pics will go on our DA facebook page, and the fans will vote on their fave. Whoever has the most votes by May 1st wins, that simple! We welcome all types: Alt models, stoner chicks, BBWs, Girl Next Door types...Its all good! Send them pics in and lets find our girl...

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Introducing: Marilyn Misery

>> Friday, February 3, 2012



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DrunkenAbsurdity Man(err, chick) of the Week: Lindsay Lohan

>> Wednesday, November 2, 2011


We here at DA do not judge you Lindsay. Not the least bit. Unlike the rest of the planet, we find no fault in your behavior. Most weak-willed people, when confronted by prudes and vanilla judges and fun-haters, would bow out in disgrace, citing abuse and depression for their actions, and become spokesmen for 'recovery'. Recovery from being awesome?? But not you madam, not you.

Arrest me? Fuck off. DUI? Fuck off. Jail? Fuck off. House arrest? Fuck off. Morgue Duty? Fuck off.

We must admit, when you were a lil red-headed lolita in Mean Girls, we couldn't care less about you. Just another vanilla teen with a decent rack. but THEN....

the drugs, the booze, the parties, the crotch shots, the upcoming Playboy spread........We love you.

We salute you, Lindsay, and proudly name you our DA Man(chick) of the Week. You earned it. Fear not if you go to prison today. We all know that you will be out in 3 hours, and doing lines of coke of your friends tits in no time. And we will defend your righ to do so until death.

party on, Lindsay. party on.

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JOIN OUR REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> Saturday, September 24, 2011



The new and improved Drunken Absurdity dot come has been kicking ass and getting great reviews from the masses! Come check out the best in underground and alternative literature, art, poetry, and music!!!

The Revolution Calls

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FUCKING COMPUTERS

>> Thursday, August 25, 2011



So last night, after Courtney made incredible progress with the DA site relaunch, my laptop shit the bed and EVERYTHING has been erased from my hard drive. Every damn thing gone. LUCKILY I still have all the DA Revolutionaries submissions saved to my email, but I will have to go through them all again and edit them. FUCK FUCK FUCK.

But haters, don't you worry. Some little gay computer virus is not going to stop the Revolution from taking over the online Lit world. That's why it's called a revolution. A movement does just that, moves a certain length, then it stops. But a revolution is always coming back in your face!

We won't be stopped.

September 1st....

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40,000 views!!

>> Wednesday, August 10, 2011

kicking ass on the stats. 40k as of today, I am hoping for 100k by new years eve. Lets keep this shit rolling, the revolution will not die.......

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A call for Drunk Chicks!!!!

>> Tuesday, August 9, 2011

For those who care, the work on the relaunch for DrunkenAbsurdity dot com is going amazing....I have commissioned extremely badass tattoo artist Tom Butts to design the new DrunkenAbsurdity logo that will be featured on the site, our stickers, and our tshirts....

Which brings us to......Drunk Chicks!!! The new site will feature a section where hot drunk girls send me pics of themselves rockin our tshirts in the bars, parties, and clubs of New England while they get nice and wasted. In return they will keep the shirt, and get 50 bucks cash money on me to get the party started. I have already sent out a call for girls on Craigslist, and had a great response so far...

Our Craigslist ad

For now, we are just in the RI CL, but eventually start posting in NY, LA, and my beloved hometown Vegas....

This shit is gettin hot. Gonna take DA to the next fucking level!!!!

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James Cullen Bressack's: My Pure Joy

>> Friday, August 5, 2011


A few days ago, I opened my mail box to see a brown envelope addressed to me from Sherman Oaks, California. In it contained a screener for the new serial killer flick: My Pure Joy, from 19 year old director and writer James Cullen Bressack. I had first been in touch with Mr. Bressack when he contacted me via Drunken Absurdity dot com to ask if I would be willing to screen and review his debut masterpiece, which he made on a budget of 7k. I gleefully agreed, always excited to watch an indie horror film. 
When I first sat down to watch the film(with a good friend, my lady, and a bottle of good bourbon) I kept a certain open mind, as I usually do when viewing low budget indie movies. You expect a certain degree of bad acting, bad special effects, and ridiculous one-liners.....I was, however, left stunned. The movie I viewed was equally horrifying, funny, and enchanting in a way I could not believe. The raw and pure talent oozing from the film, in the form of James's writing and directing, and the acting of Alexei Ryan, who portrayed the main character Adam, was a fucking amazing surprise.
The film introduces us to Adam, a Southern California teen, who was raised with a traumatizing upbringing, and an obsession with slasher films. Overwhelmed with his past, and armed with the creative knowledge of death at the end of a sharp knife, Adam goes to work dispacthing friends and neighbors in a very disturbing, and sometimes shockingly original, fashion. There is one method of attack that I was so surprised, and thrilled, by that I WISH I could mention, but I have promised Mr. Bressack that I will not. I will say that a bladed weapon goes somewhere that I have never seen it gone before in my years of watching horror and slasher flicks. The acting by Alexei Ryan is haunting, convincing, and pure genius. I was entranced by the character of Adam, and equally sympathetic and disturbed by him. The acting of the supporting cast ranged from adequate to very excellent. Mr. Bressack stayed true to slasher movie roots, and added a giant share of teen drinking, drug use, sex, and VERY pleasant to view nudity.
James Cullen Bressack has certainly made himself a force to be reckoned with after this debut feature. My intoxicated group, once the movie was over, could not stop talking about just what the young auteur could produce with a higher budget and more distribution. The sky would certainly be the limit. To view this movie, I would say filmmakers like Eli Roth certainly have a serious force to be reckoned with. His ability to combine terror and comedy, along with teenage angst and behavior, is both refreshing and satisfying. I will also expect to see great things from Alexei Ryan, as his ability to have the audience completely convinced of his honesty is unparalleled in any indie movie I have seen in a long time.

When the time comes, and I hope it comes soon for all you deranged souls, please view this movie. You will not fucking regret it. I am honored that James has chosen Drunken Absurdity as a platform for his marvelous work, and I have already shown film to a select circle of friends, all of whom have raved about it. well fucking done, Mr. Bressack.





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The Revolution: Under Construction

>> Tuesday, July 19, 2011


Today was supposed to be the day that Drunken Absurdity dot com re-launched with new material, but unfortunantly that will have to wait. I have decided, after the persuasive urgings of our webmaster(my gf), to give the site a whole new look, a complete makeover to make it more professional and more reflective of our styles.

Everyone that is posted on the old site, will of course be on the new one as well. All the submissions I have recieved to this point have been placed into a folder and will absolutely be posted once the facelift is complete. We are 100% still open for submissions. STILL FUCKING OPEN!!!!

The new site will have some new features I am excited about. One will be an Editors page for my personal work to be featured. The second will be my Drunk Chicks! section, whisch I have discussed on here before. So if you are a alt model, cam girl, or just hot chick who likes to drink, get in touch with us!!!

September 1st 2011
We will relaunch a fucking website to be reckoned with. I will be hard at work finding submissions, chicks, and doing interviews, so keep fucking reading and checking in.

Septemeber 1st, motherfuckers
we will mind rape you

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join the Drunken Absurdity street team..

>> Friday, July 8, 2011



New stickers are in, and soon they will be making their way across the globe, getting slapped up in the night on light poles, street signs, sleeping hobos, and store fronts.

If you want to join the street team, and help spread the word of our glorious literary revolution, then drop me an email at drunkenabsurdity@gmail.com, and i will send you out a stack. I only ask that you fearlessly post them up where they will be seen by the masses, and send me a pic of one back.

Big thanks to Ben Smith, Ian Shearer, VL Sheridan, Willis Gordon, Laura Patterson, Arash Frazier, and Austin Grieg for doing such great work with the last round of stickers.

Lets keep this shit going

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The Revolution is coming back!!

>> Thursday, July 7, 2011


July 18th 2011
the re-launch of Drunken Absurdity dot com
join the revolution of underground writing
or die as the puppets of the establishment

we. are. back.........motherfuckers

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Come Together: A drunken absurdity movie review........

>> Monday, April 18, 2011




First things first, I am drunk…
At first glance, it is very easy to judge this movie. The somewhat predictable characters. The plotline with an emphasis on drugs, booze, and sex. At first glance, it is easy to compare the flick to American Pie and others and see the intentions. But that is when I realized it is an onion.
Yes, an onion. It is initially hard to cut, and maybe even bring tears to the eyes with the first effort. But then, when properly coaxed, the underlying flavors and haunting taste set in and leave you fulfilled and hungry for more...
The tale, reported to be a true one, is about a group of barely legal teens left stranded in an upscale L.A. house during the famed 1992 riots, with a full bar, MANY drugs, and the underlying sexual tension this glorious ambience provides. We initially have all the usual suspects: The promiscuous SoCal hottie, the prudish but secretly slutty southern girl, the homework obsessed nerd, the brooding wannabe rock star, the perfectionist Asian dancer, the self loathing homosexual, and the proud ethnically aware African American. This cast finds themselves stranded with a lot of booze and lot of time to entice each other to dropping pants and getting down to business. It is not difficult to see how this would be a semi-likely scenario during a time of extreme social upheaval such as the Rodney King riots. Young adults throwing inhibitions to the wind in this time of change, in the Generation X version of Kent St. or 1969 Democratic Convention. Drinking and fucking and giving the finger to the proverbial chaos of the times.
Like I fucking said, an onion. At first, I was very willing to accept much of the flick as an eager and creative attempt to re-tell a story of want, desire, and social commentary. But then I began to see the honesty of the filmmaker, and appreciate very much the point that was being made. Like I said, easy to dismiss as fleeting obscenity. But I saw through to the art and comedy within taking place, and left the film pleased with the plot and conclusion, despite the somewhat cliché ending lines. I particularly enjoyed the overdose scene, very well written and shot.
Final conclusion: I must say I found enjoyment in this small budget movie. Honesty and earnest art in the guise of playful obscenity seeps through any dismissible plotline. Beautiful girls and absurdity bound men mingle together under extenuating circumstances and find life through sex and substance indulgence. I MUST say, I would have appreciated more nudity from the headlining actresses. We must remember that even young Shannon Elizabeth bared almost all in the first American Pie, and as have many beautiful actresses in such films. But I am content with the film, and will absolutely recommend it to friends and colleagues that respect the genre of independent films, and have not been brainwashed by corporate Hollywood to think that all movies require 100 million dollar budgets and so much CGI you feel like you are in a bad acid trip.

Drunken Absurdity rating: 3 ½ bottles( out of 5)


NOTE: The drunken absurdity website is in the process of adding a review page to feature movie, book, and booze reviews, and this will be the first film to be featured once completed.

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