This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to www.drunkenabsurdity.com. This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.

fuck Paul Ryan

>> Sunday, August 19, 2012

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New DA Model Wonderhussy

>> Sunday, August 12, 2012


Check out her full shoot on DA here!!!!!

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>> Tuesday, August 7, 2012

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Check it out!

>> Monday, August 6, 2012

If you are in the RI/Mass area come on out on Aug 24th to Dusk in Providence for a great show for a great cause! My crew, The Gentlemen, will be hosting a Night For Warrior show; a concert of great awesome local bands where all proceeds will go to the Wounded Warrior Project (www.woundedwarriorproject.org)




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Say no to greed, and say yes to personal freedoms and peace in our time.....

>> Friday, August 3, 2012


With it pretty much certain that our man Ron Paul will not get the GOP nomination, we here at Drunken Absurdity officially endorse Gary Johnson, the Libertarian Party candidate, for President of the United States. Governor Johnson is a good man, with a great background in both business and state government; and is very much a "Ron Paul Libertarian". Do the right thing, America. We are not a two-party system, you HAVE another choice!








 

 

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two mouths are better than one...

Cock in the Heaven!

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i want my job back...my real one that I left in May of 2009 for all the wrong reasons

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AFT MARINE!

>> Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Just got great news that AFT Marine himself (aka Jerry Rocha) will be doing an interview for Drunken Absurdity! Stoked! Stay tuned....

 



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Drunken Absurdity update!

>> Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Big things have been happening over on DA!


Vegas fetish model and alt writer Wonderhussy has joined DA as a featured writer AND our newest model! Check out her essay on my hometown and her amazing pics!


Providence, RI exotic dancer and theater actress Kelly Doran offers us a gritty essay on life as a young woman working in a strip club...


Michigan based artist Sarah Hensley has some amazing art work up on her new Revolutionary page!

 

 

 

.......and we have new work from some older Revolutionaries, 2 new poets, a new writer, weekly updates from our London Olympic Correspondent, AND the triumphant return of Willis Gordon as our new Senior Columnist!!!!!!!!!

 

CHECK IT ALL OUT HERE!!!



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Happy Birthday America

>> Wednesday, July 4, 2012


Happy Birthday America......For one day today, try and forget the hypocrisies of Obamacare, the slimy shenanigans of Romney, the deceit and corruption of numerous elected officials; and remember that America is not a person, or a political party, or a religion, or a state. America is a piece of paper that begins with 3 simple words, We The People, and that paper is backed by 230+ plus years of art, literature, culture, bravery, and amazing feats of science, medicine, and the arts. Don't let the actions of any politician, group, or even state let you lose sight of that; we are an idea, a way of thinking, that can never be destroyed no matter how corrupt and evil our government or corporations become; because they are not America. We are. Get drunk, get high, eat hot dogs, and blow shit up. Happy 4th.....

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Ode to JOI!!!!

>> Tuesday, July 3, 2012


Several months ago, before our good friend and Drunken Absurdity ally Shelby Devine relocated back to the Midwest, I was acting as a manger of sorts for her in regards to finding more mainstream acting and modeling gigs outside of her already well established career as an exotic dancer and adult model. I was approached in that aspect by RI filmmaker Derek Dubois about Shelby being featured in a documentary film he was filming about the subgenre of porn 

 known as Jerk Off Instruction.

Going to support Shelby at the shoot and watching Derek and his crew work on the film was an absolute awesome experience. So, check out the film, and look up Derek on his site Derek Dubois to see more of his amazing work.


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Birthday tattoo!

>> Wednesday, June 27, 2012

TO CELEBRATE MY 28TH BIRTHDAY TODAY I HEADED DOWN TO NEWPORT TO VISIT MY OLD FRIEND TOM BUTTS AT ANCHOR STEAM  FOR A NEW TATTOO. I CHOSE THE FLAG OF THE PIRATE STEDE BONNET aka "THE GENTLEMAN PIRATE". STOKED HOW IT CAME OUT!!!

 





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I hope one day I can give an interview so awesomely nonsensical

>> Tuesday, June 26, 2012

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Who better to read Buk than ole Tom Waits??

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>> Monday, June 25, 2012

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Kimmy M!!

>> Friday, June 22, 2012

FULL SHOOT OF THIS BUSTY BRITISH BABE ON DRUNKEN ABSURDITY THIS WEEKEND!

 





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 classic trained
 i love you bitch
 keep it real jack
 adam schirling and co. circa 2001
 ha!
 dont even fucking lie, none of you expected the Octomom to be that hot naked....
out in Providence few weeks ago


like a fucking boss

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Father's Day 2012

>> Sunday, June 17, 2012


99% of the people who read my work, or are fans of Drunken Absurdity, have no idea that I am a father of three wonderful children. And there is a reason for that. I keep that part of my personal life very private and separated from my role as a gonzo writer and grit poet. You will never see me post pictures of my kids, write articles about my kids.....It is simply a part of my life that I have no desire to share with the masses. Some folks out there on the interwebs cannot stop posting pics or blogging about their kids. They have Tumblr pages filled with stupid crap that should not be in a public forum, and that disgusts me.

But I digress. Father's Day is a special day for me, simply because I had TWO fathers bail on me in life, a natural father and a step-father. Neither taught me a thing about how to be a man. So when I think of fathers to be appreciative of, I think of my maternal grandfather, James Valentine Stewart. He was a man's man. WWII Marine combat vet, police officer for 45 years, father of 6: To me he was the epitome of manhood, a true warrior. He smoked 2 packs a day until his 70s, wore slacks and a tie just to go to the store, ate a pile of red meat daily; and died at a very ripe old age in a warm bed surrounded by his loved ones and friends. Very few lifetime warriors get to go out in such a way. When I was growing up, I was the oldest of many kids, and never liked being around the chaos of my house. So many nights, I would go down the street to Pop's house. We would sit in his immaculate living room, eating roast beef and red cabbage and rye bread, while he smoked a mountain of cigarettes and we watched WWII movies. That was my youth, and his stoic stories of war and policing the streets of New York City formed my very soul, the very backbone of my manliness.

So I am now a father of my own, and it is something I love more than words can describe. It is a hard job, harder than war on some days, and it is one that leaves me fulfilled and content with the chaotic indifference of the universe. In my role as the Pater Familias, I have to constantly exert my authority against She Who Will Not Be Named in order to keep my role as pater familias for 2 of my 3 children secure and sound. My children are smart, they are talented, and the successes and accolades they have coming in life will be worth every headache. Sometimes I catch myself being harder on my son, punishing him a bit more often and with slightly harsher punishments. My wife sometimes thinks that I am just being mean I suspect, but that is the farthest thing from the truth. I am harder on him, because one day he will be a man, and will be expected to have the stomach, heart, and balls to defend his country, protect his family, and lead them through a world that daily is growing scarier and chaotic. Regardless, when I look in the eyes of my children, I see the fire in them that has burned within me since birth; the fire to learn, and create, and change the world. And I do not doubt their ability to do just that whatsoever, I know they will not be resigned to a life of mediocrity and minimum wage. For they are Schirling.

Happy Father's day to the real men who truly know what it is to be a pater familias.

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>> Saturday, June 16, 2012


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Lookie what I got!!

>> Thursday, June 14, 2012




Fucking Stoked! After just a little under a year of being a Maker's Mark Ambassador, my barrel of bourbon has been poured, my name stamped on it, and has begun its long slumber in the distillery. In about 7-8 years, my bottle will be ready!!!!

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>> Wednesday, June 13, 2012

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Adam Schirling got a blogging award?????

>> Tuesday, June 12, 2012


Big thanks to Anthony Venutolo, the flash fiction and noir genius behind the always amazing Bukowski's Basement for bestowing upon me the Kreativ Blogger Award. As per the rules of the award, I must now share 10 things about myself and then pass the award on to 3 other awesome souls....So here ya go..

1) I shower sitting down.....I like to relax, but baths disgust me and I get cold in them.
2) I fucking hate cats
3) I can't eggs without ketchup, even on a sandwich
4) A medium rare filet mignon and glass of scotch is my favorite meal ever
5) I once let my wife put a small dildo in my ass when I was drunk. No Regrets.
6) I seldom wear pants at home
7) I can read faster than 98% of people in the US
8) I went through a phase were I masturbated daily in my car during my morning commute
9) I am a veteran of both the US Navy and Marine Corps, and have spent 21 months in a combat zone, 14 of them actually in the infantry.
10) I cannot begin eating my food until the movie I'm watching starts....

So, there ya have it. I am a fucking weirdo...And I now bestow the award to 3 fucking sweet folks:

*Jacey Lane-Deville is a featured writer on Drunken Absurdity, and the owner of 2 awesome blogs, Poison Girl and her author profile blog. She is dark, and funny, and cool as hell.

*Courtney Marie Schirling so, yea yea, she is my wife so I am biased, but my baby is smart, funny, and a talented blogger. She has recently re-focused her goals from a fashion blogger to a minimalist lifestyle blogger, and her accounts of this journey are a great read.

*Ben John Smith is one of my closest friends in the world. This Australian grit poet is the brains and balls behind the amazing ezine/mag Horror Sleaze Trash. He is the tits, and I hope one day I can be half as good as a poet as he is. I am looking forward to years of working with Ben on countless projects.

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Another amazing Sarah Hensley painting

>> Sunday, June 10, 2012

This time featuring just me! Check out Sarah soon on Drunken Absurdity as a featured revolutionary!





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>> Sunday, June 3, 2012

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pic drop

>> Saturday, June 2, 2012

 Fab Jesus
 the apacolypse is upon us
 OG
 truth
porn star amber chase rocking her DA colors :) :) :)

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Hail the Fallen

>> Monday, May 28, 2012



While it is so awesome to see so many people commenting on their appreciation of vets on here this past weekend and this morning, please remember it is not our day. Veterans Day is November 11th. Today is Memorial Day, where we remember those who have fallen, either in combat or from their wounds (both physical and mental) after returning home. I drink for many, many reasons throughout the year, both good and bad, but on this day I only drink for Lance Cpl Nick Anderson, Lance Cpl Adam Bishop, and all those who have fallen while wearing the colors of 3/6 since the battalions activation in 1917. In Norse mythology, those who fall in combat are taken to Valhalla, a great castle where they feast on meat and beer and wait for the gods to call them out for the final battle between good and evil. I drink for my friends in Valhalla today. Dulce et Decorum est Pro Patria Mori

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New Voice From the Underground interview!

>> Sunday, May 27, 2012


Stop by Drunken Absurdity today and check out our exclusive interview with transsexual porn star Wendy Williams!!! Get the full scoop HERE.....

 

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New Drunken Absurdity Model! Miss Kimberly M.

>> Friday, May 25, 2012


We welcome this busty British beauty to the DA Girls! Look for her spread on Drunken Absurdity very soon!


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