This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.

Announcing:::::::: DrunkenAbsurdity Productions

>> Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Adam Schirling: Writer, Poet, Essayist.........Filmmaker??????

That is right motherfuckers. I officially announce the creation of DrunkenAbsurdity Productions. For too long I have stood by and watched the pornography of my country decline into tasteless, styleless crap. Porn makers these days need nothing more than a couch, dumb broad, hard cock, and shitty camera. Unacceptable. I will pay homage to the great pornos that used to fill the smut theaters of times square and hollywood blvd. Cheap sets, bad lines, silly costumes, and cheesy music....the whole works. The people demand good porn again!!!! Porn used to be awesome, now it is simpy reliant on shock value much like the horror movies of today. I will be the motherfuckin Tarantino of Anal!!!!!

Our first project: A porn remake of Night of the Living Dead!!!!!!

stay fucking tuned. I am setting a goal of one year in which to accomplish this debut film.


VL Sheridan August 9, 2011 at 4:38 PM  

Wow. That gives a whole new interpretation to the line, "They're coming for you Barbara". Zombie porn rocks!

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