dating sites are fucking lame

The main purpose of this blog is to promote my own work as an alternative lit personality, and the work of others I find to fit that bill. But, inevitably, this blog has been a platform for me to rail against those who annoy,disgust, and piss me off. Most of those are well known to you, the loyal readers: hipsters, religous zealots, tea partiers, guidos, douchebags, fat chicks, pascifists, and people who call soda 'pop'. But I have a new bugaboo: The sad and lonely people who occupy online dating sites. Now, that isn't to say that Adam Schirling hasn't fucked a chick or two that he met on Myspace or FB over the years. That's not what we are talking about here, we are talking about the pathetic losers who dish out money to allow some computer database to pick out their new soulmate. Just disgusting. Get a fucking life, you whiny malcontents. You aren't going to find the love of your life when you are hunched over your keyboard in the wee hours of the night praying that someone other than you shares a love for cupcake shops and vintage bicycles. It literally makes me sick that shit like that is a reality in our sad society.