godspeed, schirling

As of yesterday, I am officially a resident of Providence, RI. Am I happy about this? Hell the fuck no. I hate that town. If Providence was an ice cream flavor, it would be pralines and dick. The place is the fucking hispter capital of New England. You can't walk a block without stumbling over some iphone toting skinny jean wearing assclown coming out of a cupcake shop, on his way to chip away at his worthless, yet still expensive, liberal arts degree.

 But sometimes the juice is worth the squeeze.

I am now a prophet in the land of the eternally fucked