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>> Saturday, August 13, 2011

We all know that the tea party is a bunch of whiny, fat, upper-middle class white Americans. This is fact. But THIS crazy bitch is who you are considering sending to the election on the GOP ticket. Seriously?!?!?!?! This has to be a bad joke of some kind, an Ashton Kutcher themed Punk'd gone horribly wrong. The woman thinks we need to ban masturbation. Yes, you crazy cunt, THAT is the major concern in America right now, not our shaky economy or the longest war in history, or downgraded credit ratings or skyrocketing forclosure rates: No, teenagers whacking off is the hot button issue of the hour. Go the fuck back to Minnesota, you weird lunatic.


Anonymous,  August 14, 2011 at 10:05 AM  
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Anonymous,  August 14, 2011 at 10:45 AM  

i think masturbation is a great thing worthy of celebratory pride!

there i said it.

The Schirling August 14, 2011 at 10:54 AM  

I agree! When I jerk off I like to make it a big fucking deal, there is fireworks, and a dragon, and a wizard on top of a mountain shooting lightning out his fingers....that's how I roll

Anonymous,  August 14, 2011 at 1:58 PM  

when jerking off i use ice on my balls to increase my semen output, then i bag it and go into large cities and smear it on public drinking fountains...thats how i roll

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