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hiv related hilarity ensues

>> Wednesday, June 29, 2011

i knew a girl once
terrified of getting hiv
as she told me one night
i had met her in a gym
in the late night hours
and now two days later was sitting
with her in my truck
in a cold expanse of desert
overlooking city lights
her talking hurt my head
but she had a great ass, like a ripe peach
so I nodded
"HIV can't survive outside the blood
in the air" she explained giggling
was that true? I had no clue
an hour later her red lips
were wrapped around my cock
but the sensation was off
i peered down and saw her
every now and then opening her mouth
and inhaling deeply
what the fuck i thought
then remembered the hiv in air rule
and got offended
that bitch
but fuck, i realized
who the hell am I kidding
good for her


Anonymous,  June 29, 2011 at 3:25 PM  

yeah, thats a good one.

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