I called her on the phone, and she touched herself...

Have you ever wondered of the history of phone sex?? When was the first nasty conversation? Did the operator listen? Maybe she touched herself too. Would the other operators find that awkward, or maybe they did it too. What is our fascination of masturbating while a seductive voice whispers to us from the abyss? The first phone sex line didn't come about until 1980, so that means for at least 80 years someone was having filthy conversations, most likely with a rotary phone. Vintage porn proves that our perverted forefathers were just as degraded and sick as we are now, that is for sure. The thought of these stuffed shirt pre-ww2 folks sneaking off to parlor rooms to play with themselves while whispering to a girl wearing a complicated dress makes me fucking grin. I love that most Americans will argue that we are now in the most perverse of times, but in fact sexual fetish is part of the human condition and will always be.

So, drink, dial, and get off!!!