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No Rapture! Big Fucking Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> Saturday, May 21, 2011


Well in another stunning example of how retarded the fundementialist Christian fringes are, this old geriatric fuck had a bunch of people convinced that the world would end today. Seriously, this old guy people?? he looks like he should be greeting people at walmart or babbling on about nonsense in an old folks home. Oh wait, his nonsense babbling, for some reason I cannot fucking figure out, has been brodcasted all over the internet and print media all week. While most people have reacted in a very tongue in cheek manner regarding this bullshit, there are hundereds who he legit scared into believing that the world would end today. Poor, uneducated, easily influenced fucks who sold their every possesion and took to the streets to warn the masses of our sinful ways. How can individual humans be so capable of beautiful art, and amazing scientific discovery, but masses of humans are the dumbest creatures on the planet?? Fuck you Mr. Camping, I hope your family finally locks you up in Shady Acres where you belong after this stunt. Oh, and at 6:00 pm EST today(the time of the supposed Rapture, which has already passed without incident in the pacific) I will be drinking booze, supporting gay marriage, having anal sex with my gf, and taking the Lord's name in Vain.

5 comments:

Heather Anne Bolestridge May 21, 2011 at 3:51 PM  

I fucking love you Adam... for reals.

VL Sheridan May 21, 2011 at 5:05 PM  

He's wrong. It's not the Rapture we have to worry about @6:00pm, it's RAPTORS; so just stay out of the tall grass and you'll be ok.

JessRaquel May 21, 2011 at 6:30 PM  

Yeah, those raptors will you get you. Watch out.

The Schirling May 22, 2011 at 8:16 AM  

lol, thank you Heather. And if any of those raptors would have shown up around here, I would have Ian Malcome'd their asses

Anonymous,  May 25, 2011 at 8:29 PM  

now he says the world will end october 21st...look guy. you are crazy as fuck and 89. you will end before the world does. id put money on it.
Stop posting pictures of naked chicks on your blog.
xoxxoxo
your lil sis

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