This is the personal blog of Adam J. Schirling, the founder and editor-in-chief of Drunken Absurdity, a revolutionary ezine. For the best in alternative literature, poetry, art, movies and more go to www.drunkenabsurdity.com. This blog is strictly for my personal rants, some dirty pics, and the occasional cool story or sweet tunes.

resolutions

>> Thursday, December 29, 2011


NEW YEARS FUCKING RESOLUTIONS

PUBLISH TWO CHAPBOOKS BY JUNE
FINISH SCREENPLAY FOR JAMES BRESSACK, MAKE SWEET MOVIE
CONVERT DA INTO A PRINT MAG
MAKE A PORN VERSION OF NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD
BUY A CADILLAC
FOR CMM AND I TO HAVE AT LEAST 12 3SOMES, AND 2 4SOMES(fffm OF COURSE)
START MY LEG SLEEVES
GET ONE CELEBRITY TO WEAR A DA SHIRT IN PUBLIC
FINISH AND PUBLISH THE DA COOKBOOK
MAKE FUN OF EVERY HIPSTER AND STRAIGHT EDGE LAMEASS THAT I MEET
FIND A MIDGET FRIEND
CONTINUE MY LEGACY OF AWESOMENESS AND WINNING

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