Follow my new pet project
Everyone should check out the blog I made for my new pet project "Bearded: A Spiritual Journey". I will be going one full year without a shave, and chronicling the quest for whisker enlightment along the way. Should be fun
Anyone who supports the continued illegalization of marijuana is not to be trusted
"Prohibition will work great injury to the cause of temperance. It is a species of intemperance within itself, for it attempts to control a man's appetite by legislation and makes a crime out of things that are not crimes. A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our government was founded."
- Abraham Lincoln
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So Stoked!
>> Thursday, March 29, 2012
YOURS TRULY SHALL BE OFFICIALLY COVERING THE RI TATTOO EXPO. LOOKS LIKE IT IS GOING TO BE A GREAT TIME!
Summer Print Issue
>> Monday, March 26, 2012
The time has finally come!! Drunken absurdity is now accepting submissions for our summer print issue! Submissions are open from april 1st to may 1st. We are looking for both writers and for artists/photogs to help fill out the pages and give the mag a great look. If you do not follow the guidelines, we will not view your submissions!!!!
Lit Guidelines:
Poetry: 1-3 poems, no more than 20 lines per poem
Flash fiction: no more than 1,000 words
Essay: no more than 1,000 words
Art/photography guidelines:
Send up to ten separate attachments of original artwork or photography. The editorial staff will be using this work to match with various stories and poems to create a beautiful product. All artists/photogs will be credited on a special page in the back of the mag.
Important!: all submissions of every medium must be sent in an attachment, not in the body of the email!! Send submissions to
drunkenabsurdity@gmail.com with the subject “print issue submission”. Please include a picture and short 3rd person bio in a second attachment. you will receive a response on your submission by may 15th, so please do not bombard us with emails asking for a response before that date.
***during the open submission time for the print issue, the online issue will be closed for submissions. It will resume may 1st, so please wait until this date to submit any work for the online only version***
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New rant up!!!!
>> Friday, March 23, 2012
Watch "Average Angry Bro Rant #4" on YouTube
Our main man Andy offers up another splendid Drunken Rant!!!
Fuck Yes
HST DVD Teaser from Ben John Smith on Vimeo.
I am so fucking proud to be just a small part of the madness and genius going on over at HorrorSleazeTrash...the fucking video is going to be tits. Ben John Smith, you are a true gentleman and a scholar
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One more
>> Saturday, March 17, 2012
“I've never been lonely. I've been in a room -- I've felt suicidal. I've been depressed. I've felt awful -- awful beyond all -- but I never felt that one other person could enter that room and cure what was bothering me...or that any number of people could enter that room. In other words, loneliness is something I've never been bothered with because I've always had this terrible itch for solitude. It's being at a party, or at a stadium full of people cheering for something, that I might feel loneliness. I'll quote Ibsen, "The strongest men are the most alone." I've never thought, "Well, some beautiful blonde will come in here and give me a fuck-job, rub my balls, and I'll feel good." No, that won't help. You know the typical crowd, "Wow, it's Friday night, what are you going to do? Just sit there?" Well, yeah. Because there's nothing out there. It's stupidity. Stupid people mingling with stupid people. Let them stupidify themselves. I've never been bothered with the need to rush out into the night. I hid in bars, because I didn't want to hide in factories. That's all. Sorry for all the millions, but I've never been lonely. I like myself. I'm the best form of entertainment I have. Let's drink more wine!” ― Charles Bukowski
I'm in rare form today
“There's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay in there, I'm not going to let anybody see you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too tough for him, I say, stay down, do you want to mess me up? you want to screw up the works? you want to blow my book sales in Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asleep. I say, I know that you're there, so don't be sad. then I put him back, but he's singing a little in there, I haven't quite let him die and we sleep together like that with our secret pact and it's nice enough to make a man weep, but I don't weep, do you?” ― Charles Bukowski
Jesus
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn't have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. I didn't make for an interesting person. I didn't want to be interesting, it was too hard. What I really wanted was only a soft, hazy space to live in, and to be left alone.” ― Charles Bukowski
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Uncle Buk is wise
If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs, and maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance. Of how much you really want to do it. And you'll do it, despite rejection in the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is.
>> Friday, March 16, 2012
“Like most others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles - a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other - that kept me going.”- HST
be a patriot, you fucks!!!
yo fuckers! Our official DA political writer Willis Gordon is out to sea with the US Navy for the next 6 months, be sure to send that motherfucker some love! Letters, care packages, cards....I can say from firsthand experience that it feels like a million bucks when you get some mail while 3k miles from home. I just sent him a big box of porn and some DA gear!!
Mailing Address:
Willis Gordon
VFA-211 UNIT 60555
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VOTE!!!
>> Sunday, March 11, 2012
HAVE YOU VOTED FOR YOUR FAVORITE GIRL IN THE DRUNKEN ABSURDITY COVER GIRL SEARCH?? HEAD OVER TO OUR FB AND VOTE BY LIKING YOUR FAVORITE CHICK!
MARILYN
HEATHER
GIGI
ALEXIS
FAYE
BETTY
K
VOTE TODAY! IF YOU ARE A GIRL WANTING TO JOIN THE CONTEST, SIMPLY SEND A PICTURE TO DRUNKENABSURDITY@GMAIL.COM!!
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>> Friday, March 9, 2012
The revolution is in trouble! Both our staff computers have shit the bed!!!! It will be several weeks till we can replace them, so please donate to our technology replacement fund!!!!! Send ONE measely dollar, just one fucking buck, to Drunken Absurdity LLC, PO box 6302, Providence, RI 02940!! KEEP THE REVOLUTION ALIVE!
New Faye Finegan Posters!
>> Thursday, March 8, 2012
First batch of Faye Finegan Posters are done, and will be for sale on the DA store soon!
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We welcome Ms Faye Finegan into the Drunken Absurdity family!
>> Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Great photo shoot in downtown Providence today with the lovely Miss Faye Finegan, a local dancer and fetish model. Posters of her will be available soon! We are stoked to have her be the next DA model!
Motherfucker.....
Fact: Adam Schirling finds marriage to be a horrid government controlled institution to project Judeo-Christian values in society. Fact: my hypocrisy knows no bounds apparently. I am engaged to Courtney as of one hr ago
New Adam Schirling work published
>> Thursday, March 1, 2012
Check out Writing Raw today for a new essay from me, Adam Schirling, on body modification civil liberties in our culture
Body Modification: the new minority
Other up and coming writers should def check out Writing Raw for submission oppurtunities. They are a top notch monthly, and do much for the emerging professional writer. I'm stoked to have been writing for them for the past year
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