Fucking truth

I mean, no offense, but you got a shitty job, you’re not nearly as tall as me, nobody really respects you. You have me on the other hand. I got the glory, I got the fame, the deals, the fans, the strippers, the balls. Getting drunk on the reg, fucking good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg... Basically all the shit that most guys fantasize about