DrunkenAbsurdity Man(err, chick) of the Week: Lindsay Lohan

We here at DA do not judge you Lindsay. Not the least bit. Unlike the rest of the planet, we find no fault in your behavior. Most weak-willed people, when confronted by prudes and vanilla judges and fun-haters, would bow out in disgrace, citing abuse and depression for their actions, and become spokesmen for 'recovery'. Recovery from being awesome?? But not you madam, not you.

Arrest me? Fuck off. DUI? Fuck off. Jail? Fuck off. House arrest? Fuck off. Morgue Duty? Fuck off.

We must admit, when you were a lil red-headed lolita in Mean Girls, we couldn't care less about you. Just another vanilla teen with a decent rack. but THEN....

the drugs, the booze, the parties, the crotch shots, the upcoming Playboy spread........We love you.

We salute you, Lindsay, and proudly name you our DA Man(chick) of the Week. You earned it. Fear not if you go to prison today. We all know that you will be out in 3 hours, and doing lines of coke of your friends tits in no time. And we will defend your righ to do so until death.

party on, Lindsay. party on.