This chick is awesome...

Jennifer Johnson, an awesome new talent.

Drunken Absurdity: Tell us about yourself

JJ:

I was born and raised in Las Vegas, NV- and have loved every minute of it. I love the fast paced life style, and how no matter what time it is, I can get a cheeseburger. I started writing when I was very young, but never pursued it much, even though it always made me feel better, no matter what I was writing about. I have two pups and a kitty, and I just hope they love me as much as I love them. I really hope everyone can enjoy what I have to say, whether they may agree with it or not. I love a good challenge- so bring it on.

Indeed. here is a sample of her awesome words....

Slowly, with each passing stride of my hand and every slice from the pristine blade gliding through the soft flesh at my disposal, I find my joy exponentially increasing. They can cry, as they always do, salty tears of painful sorrow and regret, shattering on the ground like tiny glass pearls falling from a broken necklace- magnificent in it's absolute, pure natural beauty. Rich crimson flows gracefully from the precise incisions, strategically placed to ensure a long lasting torment. I find myself ecstatic, barely able to keep my delight contained- jubilant with anticipation of my next move, as if I were playing chess with an indubitably unwilling opponent, and about to strike- taking out his most powerful defenses, leaving him exposed and weak- toying with him with every intentional move until he is begging to be relieved of such agony. Elated by his request, I might fulfill his last wishes, but then what would that make me? A mercenary? Oh no- I am no mercenary. I am just your conventional acquaintance, your neighbor, your friend. No mercenary. His pleads will go unanswered, as I am not quite finished, and don't plan to be.