A birthday message from the desk of Adam Schirling

wow, it has been quite the year.

With the one year anniversary of Drunken Absurdity next month, I thought I would go over some facts:

*Drunken Absurdity averages 400 unique visitors a day

*We have had 56 featured writers & poets, some of whom are the most well recognized names in AltLit

*We sold a little over 400 dollars worth of merchandise, our 1st merch order, in 3 weeks last month

* This site, which is my personal blog and not Drunken Absurdity, has a little under 70,000 views from appx. 46,000 unique visitors. Once again, just my personal blog which I could really give a fuck if people read or not, and exists for my sole amusement.

*By end of summer, we will be fully converted to print magazine, first quarterly then monthly, and will have our 1st short film out, as well as our 1st anthology.

And yet with all this awesome truth, some people still wish to attack our little humble experiment. And I welcome their chastising and heckling, it it music to my ears. Everytime you click on our URL, even if it is to talk shit, it strengthens and empowers us. I am generally amused people would think that some heckling would bother me; I have pissed off enough people in my life to populate a small nation and am quite proud of that. The list is long yet distinguished, like my dick. As I have stated before, if there is someone who would like to comment on what I do, for positive or negative my email is drunkenabsurdity@gmail.com

Thanks for the great first year of Drunken Absurdity, and I look forward to seeing you all, supporters and hecklers included, in the upcoming year. Keep up all the fan mail, support, and submissions.

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The Protest

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i believe.....

In all sorts of paranormal phenomenon, cryptozoology, and unexplained mysteries. While I admire arrogance in some instances, the extreme arrogance of human beings to declare they know every single thing about the natural world is stupidity. While things like Sasquatch and other cryptids are not likely to exist, does not mean it is impossible. And as far as the possibility of intelligent life on other worlds, and civilizations from across the cosmos away visiting us: Well that is just common sense people. We are the tiniest little dot, a speck of sand in a vast expanse of matter and energy so large we cannot comprehend it....And that is just our galaxy!!! There are billions of galaxies!!

To say we are alone is just fucking retarded.

My biggest problems with most people's perception of possible alien life lays with two, what I believe to be utter stupid misconceptions. One, that aliens would basically resemble us; two arms, two legs, two eyes, a nose and mouth. Simple humanoid type features. The way we look has been the careful result of millions of years of evolution, a unique process based on every aspect of our enviroment on Earth. Why the hell would some being from a million light years away look like us? They could be an intelligent bacterium. Or some sort of insectoid. Or they may not even exist in the 3 dimensions that we are aware of, they could exist in 5 dimensions so we would only see part of them at a time.

My second problem is that we assume that because of the aliens advanced technology they are peaceful and enlightened. Now THAT is fucking retarded. The 20th century marked a 100 year span where human beings experienced the most technological growth in 10,000 years, making incredible discoveries in scienece and industry. It was ALSO the bloodiest century in human history. Technology advances do not equate peace and love, in fact the brutal truth is the opposite occurs.

So, if you choose to not believe in anything beyond the scope of your logical comprehension, good for you. But do not belittle those who search for the truth behind some of our greatest mysteries...

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Hey fuckstick

I don't know who you are leaving negative comments under an anonymous tag, but I will mark all your stupid remarks as spam, none will be posted, and my email address is Drunkenabsurdity@gmail if you have something you just need to tell me. Fucking cowardly internet nerds.

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i legit get teary eyed when I realize I will never see Thursday live again

goodbye to a big part of my childhood.....

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im a wanker

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truly the best flattery

Tonight the DA blog was bombarded by the best of all internet cliches: the anonymous commenter shit talking. I truly hope you feel that your 14 comments made you feel big and tough in some way while you hide behind the mask of internet obscurity. Go fuck yourself back to your little hole somewhere. You are no doubtly some sort of fucking tool I have offended somehow, and your idiotic commentary does nothing to me, so go try to start shit elsewhere. Drunken Absurdity has been and continues to be a smashing success, and is not eager to please morons. Go to hell

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