Poundland DVD Club is open for business!
>> Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Richard Wink, one of the awesome editors at HST, and a official correspondent for DA, has birthed a bloody genius of an internet baby with his new project: The Poundland DVD Club, and has asked yours truly to join him, along with some other HST alumni. We shall take to the garage sales, dollar stores, and bargain bins of the world to watch the best and worst of B-Movies and cult films, and love or blast em.
Check out my review of the 1989 film "Parents", and be sure to keep an eye on the Poundland DVD Club in the future for more reviews to come!
Great show last Sat
HAD A GREAT TIME AT RALPHS DINER LAST WEEKEND. LOOK FOR THE ARTICLE ON THE WHOLE NIGHT COMIN SOON ON HORRORSLEAZETRASH, AND MY INTERVIEW WITH THE EVIL STREAKS COMING THIS WEEK ON DRUNKEN ABSURDITY.
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In Memory....Never Forget
5 years ago, in the spring of 2007, I was serving as a line Corpsman with Weapons Company, 3rd Battalion 6th Marines, 2d Marine Division in Al Anbar, Iraq. On April 20th, we lost to enemy action our good friend, brother, and one hell of a Marine, Adam Bishop from Dixon, TN. Not a day goes by I don't remember Adam, and I will never stop remembering.
Rest in Peace LCPL Adam Bishop. WPNS 3/6 KIA 4/20/07 Fallujah, Iraq
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother- Henry V
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New voice from the underground!!
>> Friday, April 13, 2012
Ginger Snapps- Drunken Absurdity
Check out our interview with the lovely burlesque queen Ginger Snapps!!!!!!
Shoulda Known Better mag
>> Monday, April 9, 2012
“Shoulda Known Better” magazine is the new dirty lit rag on the corner and its calling for submissions!
Horror Sleaze Trash girl and all round ledgend, Aadie Lee wants your art, poetry, short stories and first born babies!
Email content submissions to aadiesuicide@rocketmail.com
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80,000 visitors!!
>> Sunday, April 8, 2012
FUCKING AWESOME. APPARENTLY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET LIKE DIRTY PICS, DRUNK POETS, AND PUNK VIDEOS....WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED??
Read more...Drunken Absurdity Welcomes: Jasmine Blue
>> Saturday, April 7, 2012
WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE MISS JASMINE BLUE HAS SIGNED ON AS AN OFFICIAL DRUNKEN ABSURDITY MODEL. STAY TUNED FOR THE SHOOT WITH THIS VERY SEXY AND VERY COOL CHICK!
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What a glorious day!!!!!!!!!
>> Friday, April 6, 2012
Just found out that due to my testimony, and the testimony of numerous other combat vets, my old boss who ruined my military career and life, and the careers/lives of many others, was fucking fired today!!! Fuck yes!!! SCHIRLING ALWAYS WINS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Buy some merch!!!
our good friend Ben Smith looking sweet in his gear
hello fans of good music, good books, strong drink, and just being awesome: we are doing great on the merchandise sales! this is important, because all revenue earned from sales goes towards printing our 1st ever print issue this summer! Support alternative literature and art!
enter the promo code 'drinkdrinkdrink' when ordering for 10% off all products. in addition to our awesome and very popular shirts, we also have posters featuring our lovely DA models Faye, Gigi, and Marilyn for only 4 bucks.
Lenny Bruce
“All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.”
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WC Fields
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a small snake.”
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Bill Hicks
“I was in Nashville, Tennessee last year. After the show I went to a Waffle House. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm alone, I'm eating and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, whatcha readin' for?' Isn't that the weirdest fuckin' question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading FOR? Well, goddamnit, ya stumped me! Why do I read? Well . . . hmmm...I dunno...I guess I read for a lot of reasons and the main one is so I don't end up being a fuckin' waffle waitress.”
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Andy Kaufman
“Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people in tuxes clapping whether they like it or not. It's the real performers on the street who can hold people's attention and keep them from walking away.”
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In honor of April Fools, I am posting some work from some of my favorite funny men
dennis leary
"I can remember a time in this country when men were proud to get cancer, goddammit! It was a sign of manhood! John Wayne had cancer twice. Second time, they took out one of his lungs. He said, "Take 'em both! I don't fuckin' need 'em! I'll grow gills and breathe like a fish!"
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